Tuesday February 16th, 2010
How to break a witness
Overheard Sunday morning in the front hall:
Isaac (to Rachel): “Your pants broken?”
Rachel: “Well, there’s a hole in the knee.”
Isaac: “Why you have a hole in your knee?”
Rachel: “Well, because my knee has a pointy bone in it, and it rubbed and rubbed on my pants until it made a hole.”
Isaac: “A lion eat it?”
Rachel: “No, no lions. See? My knee has a pointy bone, and it rubbed and rubbed on my pants until it made a hole. See?”
Isaac: “A lion eat it?”
Rachel: “No, just my knee.”
Isaac: “A lion eat it?”
Rachel: “Sure, a lion ate it.”
Isaac: “Why?”
Rachel: (silence)
Isaac: “At the zoo.”
i can’t stop laughing.
funny!
PS – that’s a tiger in the picture not a lion,
Nicole, you win the toaster oven for being the first to notice! I couldn’t find the lion, so I got lazy.
Awesome. Enduringly (and endearingly) hilarious.
Lions are always eating holes in my jeans. It really is quite annoying. They should make a spray for that.